Friday, September 24, 2004
And now, we present...PITHY ONE-SENTENCE RECORD REVIEWS!
KIM WILDE
Close
MCA Records, 1988
...but no cigar.
LOU REED
I Can't Stand It
RCA Records, 1982
...so what chance do I have?
THE DAVE CLARK FIVE
Try Too Hard
Epic Records, 1966
...and it's painfully obvious.
SMASHMOUTH
You're My Number One
Universal, 2003
...but you sound like number two.
GENE PITNEY
Only Love Can Break A Heart
Musicor, 1963
...but anyone can break this record.
RADIO STARS
Stop It
Chiswick, 1977
...I concur.
SPANDAU BALLET
To Cut A Long Story Short
Alex Imports, 1990
...too late.
KIM WILDE
Close
MCA Records, 1988
...but no cigar.
LOU REED
I Can't Stand It
RCA Records, 1982
...so what chance do I have?
THE DAVE CLARK FIVE
Try Too Hard
Epic Records, 1966
...and it's painfully obvious.
SMASHMOUTH
You're My Number One
Universal, 2003
...but you sound like number two.
GENE PITNEY
Only Love Can Break A Heart
Musicor, 1963
...but anyone can break this record.
RADIO STARS
Stop It
Chiswick, 1977
...I concur.
SPANDAU BALLET
To Cut A Long Story Short
Alex Imports, 1990
...too late.
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